Thursday, September 04, 2008

I'm sorry, could you repeat that?

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1 comment:

  1. If you haven't see it yet... thought you'd enjoy this:

    Republican Convention Schedule
    Minneapolis, MN

    4:00 PM - Opening Prayers and Massages Administered by Rev. Ted Haggard
    4:05 PM - Presentation of Confederate Colors
    4:10 PM - Pledge of Allegiance to 9/11
    4:15 PM - Invocation of John McCain's POW Experience
    4:30 PM - George W. Bush Speech on Legacy of Peace and Prosperity, Canceled
    4:45 PM - Dick Cheney Instructional Seminar on Waterboarding, Canceled
    5:00 PM - Karl Rove Speech on Government Accountability, Canceled
    5:15 PM - Tribute to the U.S. Constitution, Canceled
    5:30 PM - VP Beauty Contest and Swimsuit Competition, featuring Sarah
    Palin, Condoleezza Rice, and Rudy Giuliani
    5:45 PM - Tribute Film to John McCain's Houses
    6:00 PM - Free Jack Abramoff Pep Rally
    6:15 PM - Free Tom DeLay Pep Rally
    6:30 PM - Free Ted Stevens Pep Rally
    6:45 PM - Invocation of John McCain's POW Experience
    7:00 PM - VP Briefing Session: The Busy Mom's Guide to Battling
    Islamic Terrorism
    7:15 PM - Larry Craig "Family Values" Lecture and Toe-Tapping Exhibition
    7:30 PM - Restroom Break
    7:45 PM - Invitation to "Strip Down and Get Relaxed," delivered by
    Mark Foley via Instant Message
    8:00 PM - Lecture on the Effectiveness of Abstinence-Only Education -
    Sarah Palin
    8:15 PM - Accidental Reference to "Obama bin Laden"
    8:30 PM - Tribute to a "Nation of Whiners" - McCain Economic Adviser Phil Gramm
    8:45 PM - Invocation of John McCain's POW Experience
    9:00 PM - Group Sing-Along: "Bomb Bomb Bomb, Bomb Bomb Iran"
    9:15 PM - Mitt Romney Endorsement of Jockey Underwear
    9:30 PM - Joke Interlude: McCain Tells the One About the Lawyer and the Catfish
    9:45 PM - Rallying Call to "Drill Here, Drill Now," Followed by
    Unveiling of an Oil Rig on Speaker's Platform
    10:00 PM - Halliburton Seminar: Profiting from the Next 100 Years of War in Iraq
    10:15 PM - Parade of Alaskan Delegates Across Glitter-Encrusted Bridge
    to Nowhere, led by Sarah Palin
    10:30 PM - Ceremonial Shattering of Glass Ceiling with Shotgun Blast
    Fired by Palin
    11:00 PM - John McCain Acceptance Speech and Plea to Delegates to "Get
    Off My Lawns"
    11:30 PM - Closing Invocation of John McCain's POW Experience
    12:00 AM - Rapture and Farewell to Bush and Cheney



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