- You can put your holiday tree out on the curb Saturday afternoon for a Wednesday pick-up.
- If you experience 20-40 mph wind gusts that day, you'll find your tree across the street upon coming home that evening.
- If you insist on rolling it back to the curb and leaving it there overnight, while the winds continue, you will find that said tree is nowhere in sight the next morning when you go out to walk your dog.
Hm... I wonder where it ended up!!